Here is to the ass-holes that cut open our car port and stole mine and my boyfriend’s burning man bikes. They are not worth a damn thing to anyone except to us.

Not to mention the fact that mine, had a baby doll strapped to the front with a huge cock between its legs. I mean a monster cock. The baby doll had its eyes removed and nails in it. I mean it’s a grotesque piece of art.

Where are you going to take it? To your buddy's house? Then what? I hope you are taking turns shoving it up each other’s ass. At least you would get some use out of it. I mean what else could you be up to? Definitely not being productive members of society.

Enjoy my Burning Man bike that I put a ton of work in to and have had for 5yrs. Prick.