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Friday, April 25, 2014

Garbage Can'ts

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Apr 25, 2014 at 5:41 PM

You homeowner people who leave your garbage/recycle bins out nightly as a way to reserve your parking spot(s). A big fuck you from the guy who skootchies them down in the street in my total beater of a car.
Also, when expecting friends, I'm the guy who puts them on the goddamn curb. Where they belong. So others can park. You assholes don't get it do you? When it's the third or fourth time you've had to have containers replaced, it's time to figure it out. Also:
Your wife has been checking me out as well. She's not too bad looking. I'd definitely throw one in her if she asked. And she probably will so fucking put that shit next to your garage, like you use to.

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