I want to fuck your girl. Wife or girlfriend, it doesn't matter, I want to fuck them. I work in the service industry (this isn't a tipping rant, THANK GOD), but I won't say where. I engage with a lot people throughout the night and, for the most part, I'm on the prowl...on the prowl for your girl. It's a challenge, see, and the art of seduction/flirting is my specialty. If I'm nice to you, it's simply because I want to see how your girl reacts to me. If I strike up a conversation, it's not to "get to know you," but rather to feel out the look your girl is giving me. I have found many woman in relationships to be unhappy and starved for attention and I'm more than willing to give it to them. Have I had affairs? Yes, two to be exact. Make-out sessions? Definitely. Too many to count. It's a challenge, but by the same token, it's kind of easy. I'm not here to advise you to "work less," or "spend more time with your woman," or "pay more attention to her," no. I'm here to say that there are guys like me out there who are more than happy to take advantage of your situation. More than willing to flirt with your girl, and MORE than willing to fuck her like never before. All the while just feeling sorry for your pathetic, inattentive, gotta work to make more money, too tired for sex, too fat, too old, too bald, too beaten down, too drunk, too angry and too stupid ass. Unsatisfied/unhappy wife/girlfriend sex is the best. Seriously, not kidding... those girls know how to give it.
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