I had a dream about pooping on Bull Run Island. It was crazy as all dreams are but i kept asking myself why it seemed so real. The island had deers and jeremiah johnson on it. I took a crap by the water's edge as Jeremiah nodded approvingly. For some reason my mind substituted the grizzly adams guy for Jeremiah Johnson but he was also wearing a vera katz tshirt. I then stopped the dream so i could trace the journey of the poop from the pretty little rocks where it gathered into the water slowly by rainfall and just shitmosis. From there i calculated a month until it reached the intake pipe at the fence and then 1 day for the coliform to reach the reservoir and then another week for them to reach tapwater. I figured 38 days from ass to mouth.