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Friday, May 2, 2014

"Holy Shit, You Almost Drank Breast Milk!"

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, May 2, 2014 at 8:32 AM

Have we been so conditioned that the thought of drinking milk actually designed for us is somehow revolting? That drinking milk from cow titties, a milk who's protein is just BARELY compatible with our digestive system, is somehow way more kosher than human breast milk? I only ask this as I keep seeing in movies and television scenes of people doing spit takes when they discover to their horror that they have accidentally consumed breast milk and not a fluid squeezed out of a completely different species.

Is it weird to think it is weird that people get weird about it?

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