Dear pilot. We've been in the take off lane for over 4 hours. I've watched all the shows available in your screen thingie. I've hitted on all the good looking attendants trying my luck for a shot at the Mythical Mile High Club (I'm still on a quest to corroborate if that exists) Can we take off now. My human instinct of killing someone is kicking in like a brain glandular drug.
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