My bathroom is near a carport for the adjacent building. You are a gear head who is constantly "working" on your bikes. I believe you are specifically interested in my bowel smells as when I crack the window, there you are. Bearded weirdo, I see you sniffing the air.
I shit every morning around 7 am and open said window. There you are, making those sniffing sounds but I know you are huffing my waste. Have at it mister. I'd sell it to you if that was somewhat proper.
Get the best of the Mercury each week in your inbox!