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Friday, May 2, 2014

You Like it When I Poop

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, May 2, 2014 at 5:30 PM

My bathroom is near a carport for the adjacent building. You are a gear head who is constantly "working" on your bikes. I believe you are specifically interested in my bowel smells as when I crack the window, there you are. Bearded weirdo, I see you sniffing the air.
I shit every morning around 7 am and open said window. There you are, making those sniffing sounds but I know you are huffing my waste. Have at it mister. I'd sell it to you if that was somewhat proper.

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