So Mom and Dad told you your ancestors here in the Portland area were Caucasian. I can't break your bubble, because you bask in the delight of your pure strain.

Caucasian does not mean white; your European Ancestors could have been anything but white.

I know you hate transplants,but you work for them-
You hate passive aggressive people, but you are one-
You speak about changing the world, but you won't even try.-
You hate people that know more than you about History, so you can't learn anymore then what you think you know.-
You don't leave the Metro area because you will face competition.-
You are going nowhere, home grown cowboy caucasians.-