you hire these fake smiling automaton people well trained in the art of non-service as cashiers and when they piss the payers (otherwise known as customers off) by pretending to be immersed in conversation with the customer ahead of you for 10 minutes you cant just move to another line because there are none that are open.

Well i won't go back. Besides that Portland's Best BBQ vegan sandwich you are always out of? I will find it elsewhere.