I pulled up to a 7-11 to get a beer (so I could drink it while getting high and watching 24) and you asked me for a jump. I agreed to help out. You kept hooking it up all weird and I kept changing it to the way I remembered learning about on the internet while unsuccessfully trying to jump a friend's car. It wasn't working. Then a drunk girl staggered out of the 7-11 and was all like "What are you doing? You're doing it wrong". She hooked it up, exactly as you had been trying to do the whole time, and walked away gloating "girls know about caaars". Goes to show you can't believe everything you read on the internet, especially if it comes from artofmanliness.com. I am going to watch 24. The end.
Good Samaritan, Bad
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