Gross ass roommate. First it was the fact that you use and never wash the same glass, for months.
Next it was the spent condoms in the dryer vent.
Now it's the never shower yet soak up some purchased hippy oils.

Your taste in music is awesome and you make killer tempeh pté yet you are a total douche......

You have horrible tattoos from the east coast or wherever and don't believe in using bleach, ever.

You chose to sleep outside on the minimal deck by your window. You tether yourself via caribiner keychain wallet to the door..

Yet you are so awesome and your b.o. As rank as it is, has made me gay. For you. Yes, now I am gay. Thanks.
You are bi so we will hopefully this won't be to long of a wait.

Also, your cats suck too. We will figure that out together, as a couple.