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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Drunk Driving A-holes

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, May 8, 2014 at 1:14 PM

To the person that smashed in my review mirror on my car, I just want you to know your hit and run is going to cost me $250. More than likely you were heading home drunk from one of the hipster bars on Belmont on Tuesday night. This happens a lot on my street, since it is narrow. So while you are out spending your trust fund money on lame nautical tattoos, I will be spending my hard earned money to repair the damage you did. Thanks a lot. I hope the broken mirror brings you 7 years of bad luck.

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