Oh boy! Laundry day! I am just going to put this load in here, ah yes...35 minutes to go! Okay what will I do in the meantime? Oh I know! I will go on a two hour bike ride, then maybe meet my friends for a beer! Ooooo and maybe after that I will go to the theatre so I can finally tell everyone I know the ending to Hamlet....OH WAIT NO I WON'T BECAUSE I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX WITH 100 OTHER PEOPLE AND I NEED TO MOVE MY EFFEN LAUNDRY WHEN 35 MINUTES HAVE ELAPSED BECAUSE THAT IS BASIC COMMON COURTESY! —Buy an egg timer asshole, or use your god damn iphone for something other than instagram.
Launder my Butt Hurt Feelings
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