To the weird trashy fuckers from the St John's Parade, please leave your dogs, cats, and birds at home on parade day. The streets are loud and crowded. Animals don't like it. Use common sense. Your cat looked terrified on your shoulder. I don't think he cared to hear the marching bands, sirens, motorcycles, etc. Dogs don't need to see the parade either. They look really stressed out. This is not fair to your pets. And to the morbidly obese woman who chain smoked between her two kids with cotton candy: your dog barked the WHOLE TIME. What planet was your brain on while your body attended the parade? Next time I will sit on your lap and pee.
Stupid People and the Pets who Probably Hate Them
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