Let me tell you what you know about this place deep down in your soul:

They are not "local".
They make more money than the annual gdp of probably half the nations in the world.
Their giant mermaid elbows out local coffee shops and even local chains with the merest twirl of her slimy locks.
You will always go there because you know that even on your worst day when you walk in that door at least one person will smile at you in a way that tries to be that smile that says "hey I'm smiling at YOU".
Whether you can admit it or not you need that and will pay for it.
They make their shit the same way every time 99.5 percent of the time. And shit that pure while still shit is shit you can count on.