Tattoos are on both your arms. Sleeves if you will. You had me over for a beer at your place a few months back and I asked you about them. "So what's the deal, you have some koi". "No, I think they are bitching looking though".

So, you picked some "bitchin" looking Japanese fish to adorn your arms?

You should have got flames or Celtic designs instead, those are so much more American. Enjoy the forever alone life you've created and the advertisement that broadcasts it. Also , you windbar dip shits........

Just need some markings to look tough huh.? That explains the cobwebs on your elbow and the swallows on your hands.

All you pdx dips in your permanent. Costumes. It's a riot, it really is....