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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Don't Touch My Laundry

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 10:09 AM

Hey neighbor, everyone has to do laundry. I get that. I also know that I should have rotated my laundry 15 or 20 minutes sooner than I did. That being said, DON'T TOUCH MY LAUNDRY. Me taking up the washer 20 minutes longer than I should have does not give you the right to put your fucking hands all over my clothes. In what world is it ok to take a strangers clothes out of the washing machine? The next time you touch my clothes, I'm throwing yours on the floor. Sincerely, your neighbor.
Also, I spit in your clothes. Twice.

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