To the ass hat, portland bullshit newcomer, wanna be sun tanned king of bullshit. Fuck you. All winter long we've been out here playing music in the rain, storms, wind, and wake of the smoking ban. Its sunny now. Fuck you. Why don't you find your own fucking patio. We've been here all year long, and we play music. You don't like it, find a new porch, or join. Or leave. Drive your sorry ass to saltlys on the columbia where you can get a shitty magaritta and get all the rays you want, you worthless peice of shit.
To the Guy Who Ranted About Patio Musicians
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