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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson: Not Welcome Here

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, May 27, 2014 at 10:53 AM

need a new slogan for this town.

Keep portland weird isn't valid anymore (ever?) borrowed from Austin and even there it's dumb. After all if you "keep" doing something you are being consistent and that ain't weird. Also we have discovered that beards and tall bikes, as soon as they aren't unusual anymore look creepy and awkward, respectively.

think about it. The man can't say a godamned word without sounding like an asshole. Local Celebrity Ass Kissing Nadir: Samuel L Jackson "my favorite places in the pearl". brought to you by capital one What's in your wallet?

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