you all are a bunch of pdx fuckheads. Yes you know who you are. Looking around and making that who farted? face won't shrug it off. I'm talking about you and you and you. And you, especially you the ringleader who acts so disapprovingly every change you get. The PC shoe is on the other foot now whelp. I own you and that nosering is tethered to my foot now bunghole. Your hypercritical self-aggrandizement will be exposed the very next time you trot out your sensitive victim celebration. What would happen if i really did make you a victim? Let me tell you about the boy/girl who cried wolf.
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