For the second night in a row, I was awakened by a mysterious plane circling my house. I thought I was crazy at first, for why on earth would this plane be circling MY HOUSE? I got out of bed to open the window, only to see that I was not, in fact, dreaming some paranoid dream of the "man" watching my every waking and dreaming moment. There it was, flying over my house on its way to complete this never-ending loop, a white plane with red and blue lights underneath the wings. It made circle after circle for almost three hours and nearly drove me batty. After conducting a bit of research, I found out that this mystery plane has flown over multiple neighborhoods in the Portland area during the past 4-5 years. Lucky me, it finally decided to include my house in its new flight path. Some say it's law enforcement and if this is true, it's just another punch in the gut knowing that my very own tax dollars are being used to keep me awake. I hate my life now. Please mystery plane, do not fly over my humble abode again tonight, I beg of you. I'm so very tired…