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Friday, May 30, 2014

There's Something Wrong With It

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 2:29 PM

I don't know why I want to do this, but I do. The urge is there and it grows stronger all the time. I've already taken to doing it at my house and in certain public places, but for some reason, I REALLY want to do it at my work after everyone is gone. I strongly dislike my coworkers, and I think this might be a way of "getting back" at them. Trust me, they're your average middle-aged white people. Yes, I just mentioned a race... SUE ME! Ok, ok... I'll just go ahead and say what it is I want to do: I want to shit on the toilet seat. Now, hold on, hold on, hear me out: It's a victimless crime, really and I find it incredibly funny. And these said "certain public places" consist of porta-potties around town. The one at 82nd and Glisan is the bomb, for that one is already a mess when I get there and I just add onto it. At my house, I simply leave some residual poo on the rim and stare at it for a spell. I'll eventually clean it up, but seeing something like that really stimulates the imagination, if you catch my drift. Have you ever witnessed such a thing? I doubt it, and it being so taboo, so dirty, so "out there" is what fascinates me, I guess. It's all I can do to not do it at work, but goddammit, the urge grows ever stronger. I've taken to staring at the seat after I've taken a dump, just imagining what if would look like... wait, strike that... what it WILL look like. Call me crazy, but it's gonna happen very soon...

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