I saw a homeless chick giving a homeless dude one of the most ruthless, hand-down-the-front-of-the-pants handjobs I have ever seen on my way home tonight. It was both magical and terrifying at the same time, like a unicorn on PCP. There really is no accurate way of describing it further and any attempt to do so would just lessen the majesty.
Grip and Rip
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