Happy goddamn, Jesus fucking Christ, Friday!

I love all the bloggentators who become sympathetic towards depression, or suicidal thoughts. Or people experiencing a hard time, or going through a "mundane" period.
Like you fucking care. After saying the worst possible thing you can say to someone's rant, you come back with something heartfelt. Like I want to listen to someone who just called someone else a "douchebag" then said to someone else, "hey, take care of you first."
Give me a fucking break, you jerkoff jackoffs. What the fuck is a douchebag anyway. You fucking douchebags.