Foodies and Yelpers, you are no better than a baby. We all emerge from the womb with two well-developed skills—whining and eating. Like a baby, you do this. But unlike a modest baby, you are arrogant. You describe subtle differences between the salsa and the lingua and why your hole isn't satisfied. So, you use your prefrontal cortex to do exactly what a newborn does—cry and eat. Bon apetit!
Eating and Whining
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