Stop correcting people on grammar. We don't fucking care about being great writers like you, who come here of all places to be great at it. Just because you think you are great at it, and feel the need to point it out, probably means your G-string is riding up your crack too much.
Did I get the memo? Yes I did. Did I care? No I did not.
I made a collage out of it, forming a size of 18" by 24". Then I drew a realistic rendering of your sister on it, cut out her lips, and stuck my tongue through it. I mailed to City Hall, but I want it back.