You, yeah, you! You rude as hell, trashy fuckers who keep picking up your dog's poop with a fanciful colored plastic bag, only to drop it right where you stand. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? This is Portland! It rains! If you would have even just left the shit as nature intended it, the rain would have washed it away. Instead, you pick it up, tie it and then drop it on the ground where you are standing. Do you think that it will naturally decompose in the plastic bag? No, you just don't give a fuck. I counted FIVE on my last walk through Forest Park. Shame on you! You shouldn't own a dog if you can't properly care for it.
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