I stopped into your store for some oj and eggs this morning. I was farting out some shitty smells and probably should have just went and hunched down and squirted it all out. But no, I continued my shopping.
Actually, I was somewhat still drunk and about an ounce of my diarrhea came squiring out and into my underwear. It smelled god awful and brought tears to my eyes. My only thought was to get the groceries and get back to the hookers we employed and the hot tub.
I made it but you shoppers and friendliest fucks must have called your security for this one, it was nasty! I hurried back, hopped into the tub and was getting a rimmer in no time. Whoa, thank you hot tubs!