"Behind you"! Why do you fuckers have to say this to everyone all the time? In the grocery store, library, restaurants etc. and YOU DON'T ever WORK THERE! I'd understand if you were some spry youngster juggling fire sticks and I was some old ass person with shades on, in doors, but it's simply not the case. Maybe you are unemployed and feel the need to belong somewhere, I dunno, but from now on you will know me from my snarky responses. just so you know.
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