Jokes on you, motherfuckers. The man who wrote the humble request back in October 2011 won, bitches. This milky smooth fly lady is somewhere down to the south with the guy who is way better than Portland ever will be. I missed you at first, I can't lie about that. But, ya know, coffee only fills up your stomach, but love fills up the soul.
In Your Face
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