The probability of committing suicide goes up 50% when you get a facial tattoo. So please, if you are considering getting a tattoo on your face, do it, regret it, and then kill yourself.

They say suicide is a permanent solution to your temporary problems. Well, tattoos on your face is one problem that isn't temporary at all. Kill yourself.

You know what, lets make an exception here, if you have tattoos creeping up your neck...you should probably go ahead and kill yourself.

Total honesty, you don't really do a lot with your life, do you? Besides get tattoos that let everyone else know that you don't really do a lot with your life. I'm gonna have to suggest that you go ahead and do the rest of us that huge favor that we've all been dying to ask you for...and kill yourself.

Thanks.