People: I know waiting in line is really hard. You have to stand there without ANY entertainment and might have to actually INTERACT with the people around you. It's tough, so of course you reach for your trusty smart phone and catch up on the latest nip-slips or whatever it is you're doing there.
I usually don't care, but when you miss your turn at the lunch counter because you're too engrossed in phone-land, you just fucked up.
That means you, old fucker at Whole Bowl. See, when you let out that "uuuhhh" noise when the server ignored you, it's because you were not paying attention. I let you go ahead just to watch you blush, and it was worth it as you slammed the door on your way out.