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Friday, June 27, 2014

Mr. Firecracker Man

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Jun 27, 2014 at 10:09 AM

I'm your dog. I'm your neighbor's dog. I'm that dog who runs away at the slightest loud noise because i was bred to be a hunting dog but the breeder dumped me at the park when they realized i flinch at the noise of a shotgun.

Please don't light your loud firebangs mr human!
i'm just a little puppy at heart. I might look full grown and in charge of my yard but really i am AFRAID if you make your loud POPs, HISSES and BOOMS.

I am trembling now just thinking about it. Please make it stop.

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