One whizzed past me this morning on Lloyd by the state building while I was walking to work scaring the shit out of me. I yelled, "Nice fucking etiquette!" When I caught up to her I said "Get some bike etiquette!" She said "I said behind you." "I didn't hear you. Get a bell." "You get a bell!" "No, you get a bell!" Then she said, GET THIS, "Stay in your lane." BITCH, I WAS IN MY LANE. IT'S CALLED THE FUCKING SIDEWALK. Ride on the fucking street you piece of chicken shit and get run over like everybody else. My final parting shot was FUCK OFF. Happy Fucking Friday, State Worker.