Your dog is probably a fine dog. However, letting your 7 year old daughter hold it's retractable leash is akin to just no leash at all. The leash is like 20 feet long and the dog could do whatever it wanted. The dog could easily saunter across the street dragging your sex trophy to a justifiable death while YOU yammered away on your cell phone and continued on like some fucking princess with zero clues. I'm sure you feel you own the the neighborhood as you and your "hubby" bought that tall skinny cardboard castle that was way overpriced on a piss stain of a lot that stands out like a giant herpes sore on the block. Everyone hates you and now i do too.
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