Why, in a town chalk full of white people, is everyone tripping over each other to be first in line to talk shit about other white people? Do you really think it makes you one of the "good" ones? Just fucking stop already, you are trying way too hard and falling way short.
Making fun of rednecks and white trash is also in poor taste. They are just the poorer, more ignorant versions of you, worth more pity than disdain at this point. Saying you are color blind and have a ton of black friends is not the reparations that are needed or that are due. You are at the end of the golden era for the white race. When it ends, it won't be pretty and you will probably be sorry you didn't enjoy it more while it lasted.