I get it dude. You used to be the shit. You are tall, you were fit, in a popular band, and rumored to have a giant schlong etc. You got all the blow and all the good pussy. But now you're older, fatter, balder, less creative, and with multiple baby momas. You have daily diatribes of your sad angry older guy dude rage on your social media, and at this point I'm just keeping you on as a reminder of what not to become. You used to be my idol man, now you're just washed up. I felt bad for a while, but there are new bassists moving to town every day now. Find a way to channel that rage man. That's why I quit drinking and started playing. What are you doing? Nothing.
Your Identity Crisis is a Drag
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