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Sunday, July 6, 2014

Hurry Up and Wait

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Jul 6, 2014 at 9:24 AM

I find myself become increasingly impatient with the internet. I want it faster, faster, faster. More, more more. Load, load, load. When I click on a video, anything over 3 minutes is too long. Time-lapse video is too slow. Get to the point. I need to be intrigued in mere milliseconds. I want faster, faster, faster. I'm bored and must be entertained, but there's so much content, I need it to move, move, move. I don't care about your vlog, blog, Instagram or profile, those things are too static. I'll fast forward videos to get to the good part. I don't have time to sit here waiting for the punchline. I don't have the attention span to focus on the mundane, which all of it seems to be these days. I need more and I need it faster.

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