...some fucking deodorant or stay home! Please. You assholes who cannot or will not wear any, at least shower directly before you leave your nappy dug-out.
No one, even the kinkiest of weirdos, appreciate the fucked up funk you provide. It's like you are graffitti for the nose!
I mean you wipe your ass(somewhat i suppose) at the least, put some goddamn bay leaves under those arm pits.
Or wear a shirt that says something like " here comes another crazy, shitty smelling asshole". That way, I will see it and not get tagged in my nose. Asshole.
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