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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Slow Down, Kids

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jul 9, 2014 at 8:32 PM

Those chunky neon green turtle like signs that pollute our streets. You buy them, presumably on-line, and I collect them.
I have like 63 at last count, in my basement. They are the lamest of lame of trying to police traffic in your neighborhood. They don't do shit besides attract collectors such as myself.

I use them for target practice and re sell them on line to other parents in communitys to lazy to actually hang out on the street and police things themselves. It beats metal scrapping it tell ya and they are fun to shoot at. I made over 11,000 dollars last year re selling these artificial caring parent facades. Ea$y money bitches..

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