There are some basic fucking things everyone needs to know about the river. How about for one if a spot is taken move on. I got up at fucking six this morning to secure this spot and you and your goddamn brats come in and take over with your intertubes, FUCK YOU. Number two pick up your fucking trash you fucking ingrate and not by burning your beer cans in the fire. Goddamnit you assholes are ruining my home! Go back to the Midwest and California you snobby, yuppie, douchebag, hipster fuckwads!
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