We are also out of roasted red peppers, tapenade, hummus and the list goes on....,,
Here's the thing: you do have them. In the produce section while waiting for my 8 dollar fucking sandwich(without avocado) what did i stumble upon.? Yep, motherfucking like 7 awesome, ready-to-go ripe avo's.
Roasted red peppers? Tapenade? Hummus??? IT IS ALL THERE and FOR SALE in this friendliest fuck up of a store I've ever been in.
What the fuck? When someone goes to take a piss, maybe someone should say "hey fellow dipshit sandwich maker, grab some avocados on your way back".
Bullshit. And I always get a refund so fuck it and my rant. Woo hoo!