We went to high school together. You were a stoner and I was a band nerd. I used to go to your house after school during our freshman year, before we settled into our cliques. I always remembered how hot your mom was. Anyway, last week I was at a BBQ at a friends house and my hometown came up in conversation. Long story short, your mom was there and I totally banged her. She remembered me too.
I Did Your Mom
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