To my arrogant neighbor,
You always park your BMW right in the middle of the fucking street. There is plenty of room on the shoulder of the road to park your $70,000 car, yet you literally park it in the center of the lane forcing everyone to swerve around your expensive road block. I really want to crash into you, and not in a Dave Mathews way. If I had the expendable income you do, I believe I would.
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