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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Dear Chicken of The SEA,

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Jul 19, 2014 at 8:44 AM

Fuck you!

I bought you tonight. And in oil! WTF?? I've been buying tuna fish in the can in water ever since my mom said hold this, and now I can't tell you apart water and oil? Go fucking fuck off, cause we have an oil spill. Oil is all over my counter, and I thought with a bounty quicker picker upper I could have contained this. Denied!

I would have hoped you had stock in keeping fish from oil. You know because we see it on the news.

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