Hey chick, stop pulling your hair out. Stop picking it, stop pulling it. Then you throw it on the ground. Stop! How do you manage to find one tiny strand of hair, repeatedly pull and stroke at it, and then finally pull it out. You are crazy. Your OCD is nuts. But I do wonder what you are dreaming of?
Hey chick, wake up! You must be really tired to let yourself fall asleep like that, falling over then jerking yourself back into an upright position. I've been there before too. And you aren't embarrassed in any way. You go chick. What the fuck are you dreaming of?
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