If I see you standing at the edge of curb, crosswalk or not, I'm going to think you want to cross. I'm going to stop for you and wait… and wait… and fucking wait. I don't know how many times I've stopped only to have this person finally give me a blank stare, then turn around and walk away from the curb. Oh, were you just waiting at the curb and simply enjoying the sight at the other side of the street? Please excuse me for thinking you wanted to cross and stopping for your oblivious ass. It's worse when they're at an actual crosswalk and more than one car has stopped…everyone confused over what this dipshit is intending to do. Seriously, pay attention and quit making it look like you want to cross the fucking street when you really don't.
Cross, Or Don't
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