Dear crazy lady at work,
I love you so. I'm in a committed relationship with a beautiful, professional, and emotionally balanced woman for the first time in my life. I usually go for batshit crazy women like you and after years of emotional warfare, I felt I had matured enough to set those feelings aside. But you. So moody. So sexy. So much baggage. I know that you have a thing for me and it's getting difficult to resist. I know that I will resist however, because as fun as it would be to make sweet crazy person love with you it would only be a matter of time before we hated each other's guts. You would start to focus you're angst and negativity toward me and your dysfunctional charms would quickly fade. So I will keep it the way it is and continue to love you from afar.
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