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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Give Us Back Our Bikes!

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Jul 26, 2014 at 8:40 AM

Hey fuckface- You just tore out my neighbor's porch with an axe at 3 am to steal her bike. She caught you as you were walking away! As she and I followed on foot, two bicyclists chased you down calling the cops with whereabouts. You pulled a gun and apologized, saying that you needed to do this for your kids. At what point do you give up? There are a lot better things that you can offer your kids than being a lowlife thief.

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