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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Lost iPhone @Brentwoodpark

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Jul 27, 2014 at 8:32 AM

To the bold slice of humanity who lost her iPhone at Brentwood park,

You're welcome for staying in a public place all afternoon so you could FindMyiPhone.

You suck for accusing me of stealing your iPhone in my bar.

I hope you learn to take care of your things, child.

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